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  • cleopatra:

    *puts snake to breast* its a metaphor

  • cleopatra:

    see, you put the killing thing to your breast, but dont give it the power to--oh shit wait no

teamrocketing:

if you tell me something is too difficult for me, chances of me doing it anyway just to spite you are raised by 3000%

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

wolverxne:

Photographer Chi Nao captured these photographs of an adorable Red Fox sleeping at the Zao Fox Village near Shiroishi in Japan.

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music